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📝 WTF Golf Tech – Terms of Service

Last Updated: 2025-03-24

Welcome to WTF Golf Tech! By subscribing, reading, or engaging with this newsletter, you agree to the following terms. We keep it weird — but we also keep it respectful.

1. Content & Purpose

WTF Golf Tech is a satirical and informative newsletter exploring unusual, futuristic, and sometimes absurd golf technology. It is for entertainment and educational purposes only. We are not responsible if your Bluetooth putter malfunctions during a tournament.

2. Your Use of the Newsletter

You agree not to:

  • Copy, reproduce, or republish our content without permission

  • Spam the comments section (if enabled)

  • Use our content to create your own AI-powered robotic caddie startup (unless you give us equity)

3. Subscriptions & Emails

By subscribing, you agree to receive emails from us. You can unsubscribe at any time — no hard feelings, though we may shed a single digital tear.

4. External Links

We sometimes link to external websites, products, or affiliate items. We’re not responsible for their content, behavior, or whether their robot caddie bites your ankle.

5. Intellectual Property

All original content, including articles, images, and newsletter titles, belongs to WTF Golf Tech. Sharing is encouraged (with credit), but stealing our voice and branding is not cool.

6. Liability

We provide this content “as is.” We’re not responsible for:

  • Missed putts

  • Golf gadget regret

  • Unexpected robot caddie uprising
    Read at your own risk (but with a sense of humor).

7. Updates

We may update these terms from time to time. If we do, we’ll post the updated version here and possibly make a sarcastic announcement about it in the newsletter.

8. Contact

Questions? Feedback? Want to send us a prototype of your smart sand wedge?
👉 Email us at wtfgolfgm@gmail.com